Fics like Stanley's Greatest Shames

It started out the way a lot of things had been starting since Carla first hit on the both of them - by Carla asking a very invasive twin question and Stanley being very determined to give her an answer. "If you're identical does that mean you're identical down there too?" She had asked, and Ford had immediately said that theoretically, yes they would be, but no, that wasn't good enough for Stanley. Stanley laughed himself red in the face, said something about how maybe one of them was bigger, called her a baby cow as a term of endearment and then walked straight into a locker. Ford wasn't even sure exactly why Stanley needed to confirm it, he wouldn't be able to say a thing about it to her without throwing up anyway, but whenever it was just the two of them Stanley regained his ability to speak coherently specifically to nag Ford. He had done it their entire walk home and he was continuing while Ford was trying to do their homework. (Or: One of Stan's greatest shames is his small p(hinger prints))

Fics like Stanley's Greatest Shames

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