Fics like truth without love is brutality, and love without truth is hypocrisy

“Ow, ow, ow, that hurts— that hurts, Thomas, OW, you’re a bitch, this hurts, you bitch, OW—“ Tord already hurled the screwdriver much farther from Tom’s reach, but that doesn’t stop Tom from using his bare hands to pop the bullet out of Tord’s skin like it was a pimple. A phalanx-sized, metal pimple. With the legs of an ant. Colored red, because obviously, it was colored red. “Ow, ow, ow, ow—“ It’s not working. “Of course it’s not working!” Tord manages to trap his wrists in one hold, forcing him down on his seat. “I told you, spilling all my truths is the only way to flush it out! Now keep listening to me wax poetic about you, I just remembered the mole on your taint.”

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