Fics like And This Is Why I Should’ve Burned the Scripts

Achilles and Patroclus wake up trapped in white void with one sofa, one TV, and one disembodied voice informing them that they're about to watch modern portrayals of themselves. Achilles is outraged. Patroclus is trying to stay calm. All the tea was left in Elysium. And we are on the ride to mayhem with them! From Troy (2004) to The Song of Achilles to every fanfic that ever existed (plus a little revisit to the past), nothing is safe here. Or Achilles and Patroclus reacting to themselves in media (poorly) Or a very very very crack fic

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