Fics like Sexy Fun Guy

Alhaitham buys a sexy costume as a joke, not intending for it to be worn—but unfortunately for him, his inventive senior has other ideas. Alhaitham had committed one small error, though, when presenting his abhorrent purchase to Kaveh: he joked that between the two of them, Kaveh would make a more convincing fungus. “What—you!” Kaveh squawked. “What’s that supposed to mean? And what would a sexual roleplay involving a fungus even look like? What sexy things can you do with a fungus?! All they do is bounce around and get…” And then Kaveh’s eyes lit up, and Alhaitham realized that he’d just gotten himself into trouble. “Oh, I know exactly what we’ll do,” Kaveh said, with a sly smile. “Just one small correction: you, my darling junior, will be the one starring as our sexy fungus.”

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