Fics like James Potter, Pussy-Eating Wizard

“When’s the last time you came?” The question was so casual, so blasé, that Regulus thought he must have misheard. Stuttering and taken aback, he narrowed his eyes at James, who just sent him a shit-eating grin, all stretched out on the couch like he owned it. “Po–James, you–you can’t just ask–that’s not–!” he spluttered, face turning as red as the t-shirt the other man was wearing. “I did, though,” James replied, sitting back up and putting his elbows on his knees, hands in his fists so he was staring at Regulus so deeply it felt like he was staring through him. “You seem…worked up.” “Just because I told you you can’t possibly be a wizard at eating a cunt doesn’t mean I’m worked up,” he spat, defensiveness turning into anger very quickly. “It just means you have an ego the size of your–” “Dick?” James cut him off, smirking. “Thanks, love.”

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