Fics like of bad flirting and dad(dy) jokes
“I dare you to badly flirt with James for one minute.” ---- “Yeah, erm, stud,” he replied, feeling utterly ridiculous, but feeling his insides buzz at the amused grin James gave him. He thought again for a moment, then batted his eyelashes, hating himself and loving the attention at the same time. “What’s your sign?” Yes, he’d heard desperate people use that like at the bar far too many times. This time James laughed. “Aries. That okay with you?” He raised one eyebrow and tilted his head to the side. Regulus inhaled, insides burning, trying not to relax. Focus, he reminded himself. This was a game. James was just playing. He turned back to James, deciding to at least show that he could play, too. Fuck the consequences. “The ram?” he purred, lowering his eyelids, making sure to be too sultry, so everyone would assume he was kidding, even as his whole body vibrated with need. “Will you ram me, daddy?” But James? The smile slid off his face immediately, his mouth popping open. And all at once, he looked almost hungry. Licking at his lips, he seemed like he wanted to tackle Regulus to the floor and have him right there, in front of everyone; devour him whole.
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