Fics like teaching the preacher to lay

“Can I be fixed, Father?” There's a sultry lilt to his tone that assures Sausage isn't really looking for atonement, that he just wants to rile Ren up. Well, good for him, because Ren's definitely flustered. “You— uh,” Ren stutters. “You can say two Hail Marys and—” “No,” Sausage cuts him off. “Fix me, Father.” written in 4 hours god fucking bless

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