Fics like holy shit we have quite possibly the most fuckin ridiculous love quadrilateral on our hands

"A rom-com that even Dave Strider will like." OR... A tale of romance between a group of friends who all think they're straight as hell. And it would have been just dandy if they were, but they're not. They are so not straight. A beaver can drive a car in a line that's straighter than their sexual orientations. (Except for John, the obligatory heterosexual friend.) OR... "Shit, let's be an internet celebrity." OR... College is hard enough between the "finding new friends" and "figuring out what to do with your life" gigs, and falling in love with your roommate doesn't really help.