Fics like Lessons in Flirting (Unintentionally and Definitely Not Romantically)

Hen sighs. “Something had to be said before you idiots put us in mortal peril.” “I’d never do anything to jeopardize our safety on a job! You know that Hen.” “Maybe not on purpose,” Chim chimes in, “but, see, the thing is, when you flirt with our Buck, his brain turns off. He just bluescreens.” “You’re flustering the poor boy, Eddie,” Hen adds. “And it’s making him dumb.” “-er,” Chim adds. “Wha- Buck isn’t flustered.” Eddie is flustered. His face feels hot. He takes another sip of his coffee to give his hands something do to, but that only makes him feel warmer. Shit. Hen levels him with the most deadpan look. “Last week he walked into a stop sign after you called him ‘big boy’ on a call.” Eddie nearly spits out his coffee. Or: the one where Eddie subconsciously flirts with Buck without realizing and Buck is actively trying not to have a heart attack at work about it

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