Fics like A Bird in the Hand Is Worth...What Is the Saying, Again?

It's late and Helen has had a hell of a week. She's overworked, tired, sad and just wants to enjoy her night time walk. A strange sound disrupts her moment of solitude and…is that a heel sticking out from the bushes? Or How these two disasters met.

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