Fics like Hit me (like you mean it)

Madeline Ashton and Helen Sharp have been each other’s worst nightmare since the day they stumbled into the same grimy talent agency lobby, fresh-faced and hungry for fame, over the years, they’ve stolen roles, sabotaged auditions, and turned every red carpet into a battlefield of fake smiles and whispered insults that the cameras never catch. They were supposed to keep hating each other from a safe distance, until Hollywood in its infinite cruelty, casts them as soulmates in a sweeping romance a lot of people asked for. The studio offers them more money than either can refuse, so now they’re stuck side by side, pretending to fall in love while everyone watches. Between late-night line readings that turn into arguments that turn into something else, stolen glances that last too long, and kisses they’re supposed to fake but maybe don’t, Madeline and Helen start to wonder if hate is just the way they’ve always known how to want each other.

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