Fics like an ice cold shower can’t help baby (because you’ll always be that sunburn on me)

He climbs the staircase two at a time, prattling about his day and the most recent celebrity he’s treating after a botched rhinoplasty, and he flings open the master bedroom door — partly out of habit, mostly because he was wondering what they’ve decided to fill their day with — and the words die on his tongue when he locks eyes with Madeline. Madeline, clad in a silky pink robe with fuzzy trim, all bright eyed kiss-swollen lips and smiling up at him like she doesn’t have Helen fucking Sharp over her lap, ass bare. Helen looks like a vision like this — blouse pulled up, elegant skirt unzipped, squirming against Madeline — and Ernest feels like he’s walked in on something he shouldn’t have. “Oh. I didn’t realize you were… occupied.” ———— OR: madhelernest threesome (established Mad/Helen Ernest is just for fun) that no one wanted but I’m here to deliver anyways

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