Fics like When Your War Criminal Boyfriend Acts Like a Golden Retriever

"Did you miss me? I missed you," Childe sighed dramatically, burying his face in Zhongli’s robes. "You smell so good. Like home. And violence. And overpriced funeral expenses." Zhongli raised an elegant brow. "You were gone for two hours." "TWO HOURS TOO LONG!" "...You went to buy fish." "And I almost died!" "You did not." "I could have!" The horrified citizens of Liyue watched as Childe—an actual, legitimate, highly-ranked Harbinger—whimpered and nudged his nose against Zhongli’s throat like a giant, terrifyingly handsome golden retriever in a human body. In which Childe acts like a lovesick golden retriever. Zhongli is infuriatingly composed.

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