Fics like putting the "cock" in cock-a-doodle-doo

“See?” Childe says, leaning back on the sofa. “Zhongli says I'm straight.” “Doesn't count, Zhongli would say anything to make you feel better.” “Yeah,” Venti cuts in, “If you really were straight, you wouldn't mind kissing your homies goodnight.” “Kissing my homies–? What the fuck are you even talking about?” Childe tips his head back against the sofa, the mixture of alcohol and stupidity in the air doing wonders to his spinning head. This is stupid. This is very stupid. Childe is not gay, and he is most definitely not going to play gay chicken just to prove it. … But if he had to… Childe downs another shot of firewater before pointing a finger at the man behind the kitchen counter. “Zhongli, get your ass over here. We're playing.” A totally straight Childe gets a birthday present from his totally straight friend. Said present is cock (it's no homo tho because it's all just part of a game, duh).

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