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“Hey, kid,” Deadpool greets cheerfully after a few seconds of Peter ignoring him. He says kid as if it’s a nickname, and hey like they’ve known each other for years, and not at all like they met once a week ago. Peter says nothing. He looks at the milk he’s holding, factoring the prices into his budget. “So, I never really got your name,” Deadpool hedges. He’s leaning against the freezers to Peter’s right, and everyone gives him a wide berth as they go by. Peter fights the urge to roll his eyes, but Wade seems to catch it. A smile breaks under the mask, going by the creases. He leans forward conspiratorially. “Nice to see you’re doing so well,” he says, “except I don’t think your nose was broken last time.” // Wade meets Peter after a rough patrol and comes to some unpleasant conclusions.

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