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Now, all things considered, Epic Tales of Telemachus isn’t a bad novel. It is objectively the most horrible piece of trash ever written in the entire history of humanity. So why, on the gods’ divine balls, did Antonis continue reading the damn thing? Well. You see, Antonis, in his very, very deep and certified unknown-to-everyone heart, likes Epic Tales of Telemachus because of its protagonist: Prince Telemachus of Ithaca. OR: Antimachus SVSSS-inspired AU feat. Antinous as SQQ and Telemachus as LBH. Knowledge of SVSSS is not necessary, but it does make it funnier.

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