Fics like Oh Look Cap is a Child

“Captain, how are you feeling?” The concerned voice reverberated from a blue-clad man, wait, was that Superman? Was he kidnapped by a Superman cosplayer? His brain had snagged, but was rapidly prompted back into action as the caped man addressed him. Conclusively, he deduced this entire situation was a ploy by social services. They had, astonishingly, dressed up in flamboyant costumes to enrapture stray children and bedazzle them back into the system. And to epitomise the loathsome situation, the manipulative employees had already given him a pet name; ‘Captain.’ Shamelessly stoking a child’s ego wouldn’t persuade any of the other street kids he knew, and it was, frankly, incredibly embarrassing on their behalf. In lieu of a response to faux Superman, Billy remained silent, simply squinting in suspicious analysis. OR Zatanna and Captain Marvel are practicing magic when she accidentally de-ages him by 4 years. Wait, why's a seven-year-old, black-haired blue-eyed kid calling them social workers? Where did the menace run off to???

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