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“No,” Paul says slowly. Of course Ted is going to be a dick about this. “It’s been experimentation of a more sexual variety.” That makes Ted nearly spit out his coffee. “It’s always the quiet ones,” Ted mutters to himself once he recovers, “So whatcha doing? Bondange? Pegging? Be honest Paul, does she piss on you?” “Ted!” Paul hisses, “We’re in public.” “You’re avoiding the question.” “Well at least keep it down!” Ted raises his hands. “Hey man, you’re the one who brought it up.”

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