Fics like Beat The Heat

He blinked underneath his makeshift blindfold, struggling to figure out what the hell was happening… Cold, that was the first thing his brain latched onto. Exquisite, piercing, so-much-it’s-almost-painful cold. Something was being held up against him, teasing at his entrance, and it was just as cold as the ice cubes had been. But it was too big to be an ice cube? And it was the wrong shape, there was kind of a pointed end…? The answer came to him suddenly, and Paul’s jaw dropped. “Ted Spankoffski. Did you put one of my vibrators in the freezer?” “That was the idea. Innovation that excites, amirite?” ********************************************************************** [this fic is 50% paul (me) griping about how the summer heat is a tough time for sensory issues, then 50% ted getting creative with some sexy distractions to help paul feel better.]

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