Fics like Weirdos need to stick together

"You finally showed up!" Harley Quinn exclaimed as she saw Batman storm into her house. " Three weeks, Batsy! What took you so long?!" It was almost ridiculous to be scolded as if he were the one who helped Poison Ivy escape from Arkham, but the vigilante was honestly speechless. "Three weeks?" he repeated, maintaining an I am the night tone of voice, so as not to appear too stupid. "Poison Ivy escaped last night." Harley Quinn snorted, "Seriously? That's what you're here for? Come on, you should get your priorities straight, Batsy! Red is no threat!" (In which both Harley and Batman's reaction to a lonely, sad child in Gotham is the same.)

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