Fics like benefits of lying (with your friend)

Paul is wearing a seductive, almost overpowering blend of bergamot and tobacco oud, and I feel a sense of irritation for a brief moment, recalling that this was in fact the cologne I had purchased from Barneys last Thursday, which Paul had unceremoniously doused himself in like some horny teenager before prom. His coifed blond locks are coming undone, messed up, possibly my doing. It suits him. Gives him a sexy, rugged look. I admire my handiwork for a moment before he gives me a pressing glare. Maybe a touch faggy, but we've passed the point of that years ago. -- A short drabble about Patrick and Paul getting it on. Patrick is (almost pathetically) lovesick. Absolute tooth-rotting fluff.

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