Fics like everyone's in love with you

"...Are we still talking about Stouffers? It's really--mmm. Not that bad." I pause to chew. "If you think about it, everyone in our tax bracket would rather die than eat a microwave dinner, so it really makes me an exceptional case. I am the innovation." Patrick leans back in his chair, brows knitted, lips slightly parted, and I'm unable to discern whether it's a look of reluctant fascination or a horrified realization that the man he's unfortunately besotted with is an utter moron. -- Patrick has a very special present for Paul Allen. Slobbish, annoyingly indiscreet Paul Allen. A long overdue valentine's day fic!

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