Fics like Eddie Diaz and the Butt-Dialing Pants

“And please, please, please don’t freak out or change your mind when I tell you very quickly before you do that that you are wearing your butt-dialing pants.” “My… what?” “Those pants. They’re the ones that call me when you put your phone in the pocket. And you did. Put your phone in your pocket. When you were talking to your sister. Just now.” Eddie’s eyes flood with understanding, then, immediately, with horror. He slaps a hand over his mouth. “Oh my god.” Or, Eddie’s pants are sick of the pining. They take action. They call Buck.

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