Fics like Band-Aids (stay for dinner)

Wade hates hospitals. The whole cancer thing and then the whole project X thing... yeah, no hospitals. The universe hates Wade, so into a hospital his unconscious and rapidly healing body goes. Granted this is not how he thought things would end up. Really, he would not have guessed any of this by a long shot. “Stark’s eyes are brown, your’s are blue. If you’re not comfortable giving me your real name then fine, for now, but you should sooner or later.” She frowned. Typing something into her tablet. “I need to check your injuries one more time, try not to bite me. Ok Mr. Doe?” “I’m fine, fit as a bran-spankin-new fittle. I promise.” Wade smacked the side of his head hard enough to force it sideways, he still had a massive headache but that was the only thing left from the couple rounds of hole punching done a few hours ago. She winced at the form of self harm, “I still need to see them.” [Or: Wade meets May before meeting Spider-Man or Peter Parker]

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