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he stands and strides over to you eagerly, plucking the cigarette out from between his lips and blowing the smoke in your face. you’ve had fantasies about this, but usually they involved men who didn't... smell like freshly turned sod and rotting wood. “here we are,” he practically growls into your face, smirking. “me, a cold hard stud. you, a breather with a pretty damn solid rack. gimme a bite, toots.”

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