Fics like It's a Health Insurance Thing!

When Lydia Deetz, a professed loner, moved into her new apartment, she hadn’t expected to become friends with almost everyone else living in the building... and she definitely hadn’t predicted that after only three months of knowing him, she’d be marrying her sleazy but magnetic guitarist neighbor so he could add her to the cushy health insurance plan provided by his day job. But, hey– you gotta do what you gotta do to get free therapy! (Lydia and Betelgeuse are neighbors who get way too close, way too fast and speed run their relationship- while simultaneously not realizing that the other one is actually sexually attracted to/in love with them and not just making a long series of inappropriate jokes.)

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