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Taehyung, miraculously unphased by the situation, says, “Go stand next to Jungkook. I’ll measure.” “With what?” asks Hoseok. “An app,” says Taehyung like it’s obvious. “You’re going to use an app on your phone? Are you trying to cause a scandal? What if it gets leaked?” Hoseok frowns, “One second.” Hoseok bounds out of the room, in search, Yoongi supposes, of a ruler. Yoongi stares at the floor. “Pass the whiskey. God, we’re literally having a dick-measuring contest. I can’t believe this.” “I can,” Namjoon says. Jungkook discovers an old box of Seokjin's XL condoms; naturally, the only logical response is to have a dick-measuring contest. For science.

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