Fics like get a clue-cumber

The problem, the real problem that’s been eating at him, is that Seokjin is a good roommate. A great roommate, even. He picks up after himself, but won’t get angry if Yoongi doesn’t rinse a dish right away. He’s quieter than Yoongi expected, never making meaningless conversation just to fill silences. And he’s funny, even though Yoongi will never admit that to his face. He might be the best roommate that Yoongi’s ever had— —except for the fact that he’s fucking Yoongi’s cucumbers. “I’m sorry, he’s what?” Namjoon chokes around a sip of coffee. -or- When all of Yoongi's cucumbers start to go missing from the fridge, he comes to the only logical conclusion.

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