Fics like Not The Standard Size

“I don’t fit in the standard size,” he tried. Was it possible to die from mortification? Perhaps if he was lucky, he’d pass out from the lack of oxygen being sent to his brain, what with how much blood was currently being routed to his cheeks and…elsewhere. After a moment, the coin dropped. Her eyes went wide, then snapped to his trousers. “Oh.” --- Or when colleagues Draco and Hermione are put in the same hotel room and Hermione can't help being nosy.

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