Fics like Would You Rather

“It’s called This or That, Granger. I’m sure you’ll pick it up quick.” She glowered at him. “It’s called Would You Rather and it’s a Muggle game, you prat.” He made a one-arm gesture of acceptance. “Fine, Granger. Would you rather…” He assessed her then smirked. “Have someone use their hands to give you a back massage or an orgasm?” She got the sense he expected her to blush at the word. She stared at him, frustration mounting that he was being so juvenile and making their project take longer than it needed to. “Can’t decide?” He quipped when she was still staring at him. “Back massage,” she snapped. “I can’t do that myself.” He chuckled. “Can’t do either of them yourself, but perhaps you’re too pure to know that. Pity not in the way that matters.” Now she looked up. “What?” ——— Or where Malfoy thinks women don’t masturbate and Hermione cannot abide ignorance.

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