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“So hey,” Tomás says to Gordon, on another rainy Gotham night. “When did the Bat get a kid?” He hooks a thumb over his shoulder to the walking traffic light standing next to Gotham’s personal incarnation of shadow. The traffic light in question is bouncing up and down on his heels, a stark contrast to Batman’s wall of darkness. “I’ve gotta be honest,” Gordon says. “I have no fucking clue.” *** Officer Tomás Martinez is beset upon by precocious, acrobatic children. Featuring child endangerment, celebrity crushes, and candy.

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