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There's no silence in the tent, not while Trap's tapping his foot in a perfect droning rhythm that feels as though it's knocking rocks around in Hawkeye's skull. Hawk finally thuds his head back. "You're gonna put a hole in the goddamn floor. Will you cut it out?" "Hey, you find me a better way to spend all this fucking energy and I'll take it," Trap snaps. "I'm about two steps away from just throwing a wig on your head and making do." The slippery tingle that rushes up Hawkeye's spine morphs into a snort. "You put a wig on Margie every time you take her for a picnic and pickle tasting?" "What's that supposed to mean?" Hawk rolls his eyes. He gets a hand in his own dark locks and gives them a tug. "What, you don't see the resemblance here? Gimme two minutes to shave my face and you won't even need to close your eyes." When the nurses conduct a second sex strike, the men have to find creative ways to satisfy their desperation. Hawkeye proposes to Trapper a couple of particularly unique options. But it's okay, it's not going to fuck up their friendship, not even a little bit. Right?

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