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(+1)-347-876-1227 this is alex from apartment 306 btw Henry blinks again. What the fuck, he thinks. (+1)-347-876-1227 your child is here henry fox are you going to abandon your child now? Henry’s eyes flit across the screen of his phone. Your child—his head whips towards the door to his flat—open; it’s supposed to be shut. But it’s open. Not agape but it’s open. Cracked open a little; only a little but open enough for an almost fourteen inches, twenty pounds something, furry, four-legged menace to sneak past out. Henry takes a deep breath and types out a quick response. Henry Hello Alex. I am sorry for the inconvenience, I will be right there in a minute to collect David. The one where David is a meddling little menace.

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