Fics like oh my god. do you ever shut up, pal?

"Wade," he barks, "what can I do to make you shut up? Just for five minutes." "I dunno, cupcakes, but I think this is a pretty impossible mission you gave yourself. Mission: Impossible." Wade laughs, "God, gotta love that movie though. Tom Cruise is a babe, even when he's old. I loved him as Lestat, by the way. Did you see that movie—" Logan grabs Wade's jaw and presses his thumb against his mouth. "Shhhh." Wade looks at him and nods slowly. His fingertips are still on Wade's lips, and Wade looks pleasantly shocked that Logan chose not to punch him to shut him up. Logan did consider it, but a more peaceful approach seemed to work better. He doesn't know if it's the way his shushing came out strangely hoarse, but for a moment, Wade is quiet. He stares at Logan with slightly widened eyes, and the moment stretches on until the bastard sucks Logan's finger, coating it with warm, viscous saliva.

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