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"If you two think I wasn't propositioning DP, you're wrong," Peter said sternly. "It's called flirting. Maybe look it up." That seemed to shut all three of them up, from the way Wade almost dropped his taco (a cardinal sin). Wade came back online a few moments later. "You two?" he ventured, comically looking over both shoulders. "It's just me and you up here, baby boy, unless you've got some invisible friend I haven't met yet." Peter was already shaking his head before Wade stopped speaking. "Dickhead and asshole, up there," he said, motioning with his taco-filled hand up at Wade's head. "They never know when to leave you the hell alone." --- Five times Peter shut the boxes up, and one time the boxes talked back. NEW: Chapter 8

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