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“I have no idea what you’re talking about,” Steve said, mildly. “Pete and I got hot dogs. That’s it.” “Pete?” Tony emphasized, jaw dropping at the sheer audacity. “Since when do you use nicknames for people?” “I call Bucky by nicknames.” Steve pointed out. “I called the kid ‘Pete’ first,” Tony said, narrowing his eyes. “Stop trying to steal my shtick. Get your own.” “You don’t own the nickname, Tony.” Steve looked amused as he said it. “I can own whatever I want, I’m a billionaire,” Tony replied, already running through the legal process in his mind of how he could possibly patent a nickname. He’d have to ask Pepper. These were dire circumstances. He refused to have his own personal intern usurped by someone wearing the carbon polymer equivalent of Uncle Sam’s tighty-whities. —- OR: The media gets one image of Steve and Peter getting hot dogs together and runs with it, assuming that Peter is Steve’s secret son. Tony takes great insult to this fact. Tony Stark does not like being one-upped by people stealing his personal intern. Least of all by Captain America. He has a reputation to uphold, after all.

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