Fics like alien robots aren't fidget toys

“You're a real Debbie Downer sometimes, you know that?” Peter said, even as he popped the old cartridges out and replaced them with new ones. “I am unfamiliar with that term, Peter,” Karen informed him kindly. His jaw dropped. “Well now I feel old,” he declared melodramatically. “I'm fifteen, and you made me feel old.” “Imagine how I feel whenever you open your mouth,” Tony grumbled, and Peter realized his comms were still open to the rest of the Avengers. “Ha,” Clint crowed. “Imagine how Steve feels.” The aforementioned man sighed. “Can you all focus, please?” They did not. Karen piped up again. “In all fairness, Peter, I am only a year old.” “Wow, a year old and speaking full grammatical sentences already,'' Peter praised. “You’re a child prodigy, K.” —— OR: Peter Parker has the unfortunate habit of fidgeting with things in his hands as he thinks. This, apparently, extends to dumpster diving gadgets, Black Widow’s guns, Stark Tech, and… alien robots?

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