Fics like What Kind of Idiot?

There was an unspoken rule amongst the regular hitmen and mercenaries and everyday assassins of the world: Gotham City was left to the idiots in colourful masks and costumes who liked to antagonize actual superheroes. If you were a typical black-ops-turned-blacker-ops ex-soldier trying to make your mark, you knew to leave Gotham hits to the likes of the real “villainous” mercenaries. Everyone knew that Gotham was a different beast, and if you weren’t anyone special, the Bat and his army of terror would eat you alive. Or Someone put out a hit on Bruce Wayne, and for some reason he is really hard to kill. (5 times hitmen fail to kill Bruce Wayne and 1 time one doesn't even try)

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