Fics like A Very Bad Cult Initiation

Malachi raised his Furby-mop-staff to the heavens — or at least the cracked drop ceiling — and bellowed, “We shall sacrifice these warriors to the Ghost King, and bask in his immortal favor!” “Been there, done that,” Red Hood muttered, voice muffled against the duct-taped ropes. “Lost my virginity... Please don’t call my ex-husband.” Or, Cult summoning crack from an outsider POV bc I love those. [Inspired by a tumbr post.]

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