Fics like Harry Potter and the Flight to Fuck Outta Here

When Harry Potter woke up after death, in the body of his younger self before his second year. He can only think one thing. "Fuck That." Save Britain? He already fucking did that! And what did he get? A job he was peer pressured into getting, which was a Career that did nothing to help him when he had needed them, trauma, and a ton of other bullshit. Nuh uh. Nope. Not again. No thank you, he's going to America. Fuck you. Who cares if he's like, twelve right now. He's got the know-how to smuggle onto a flight or something. (And he grabbed Tom Riddle's diary before he left. Maybe having a little pen pal would be nice while he's on the opposite side of the world.)

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