Fics like point of inflection

“Wake up.” A voice jolted him out of his sleep and he groaned. “Ugh. Depriving the teenager of his precious beauty sleep. Who are you— Nick Fury?” he grumbled, bringing a pillow up to his eyes for optimal light-blocking. “It’s noon already.” replied the voice, and Peter buried his head into the pillow and debated letting out a muffled scream. “Liar.” he replied, before his brain caught up to the fact that the voice was Natasha’s, and that he’d just called the Black Widow a liar. He lifted the pillow, half-expecting a knife hurdling in his direction, to find her staring at him with an arched eyebrow. “I mean— uh. Lire?” he corrected sheepishly. “You know, like the plural form of the word lira, the basic monetary unit of Italy until it was replaced by the Euro in 2002—” he cut himself off, clearing his throat. “Decathlon?” “I suggest that you’re in the gym for training in three minutes.” she replied coolly. And, because Peter was apparently an idiot with no self-preservation skills, he responded: “Or what?” She arched an eyebrow even higher. “Two minutes.” she revised, and then she was gone. Peter dropped the pillow back on his head and contemplated the merits of suffocation.

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