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“The analysis is complete. The bottle residue and samples we collected all tested positive for norovirus RNA—or, as it’s more commonly known, stomach flu.” “Jesus take the wheel…” Timothy says under his breath, ducking his head and tapping his fingers to his forehead, chest, and each shoulder in the sign of the cross. Damian rolls his eyes. “Aren’t you Jewish, Drake.” “I am an immunocompromised agnostic who just sat through a four-hour stakeout with three people who are now puking their guts up,” he bites back. “I will take anyone who’s listening.” Richard gives a weak snort. “So this is a literal Hail Mary?” Timothy glares back. “You can shut up.” — In the case of Bats vs. Stomach Bug, there can only be one victor.

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