Fics like middle school is why we can't have nice things

Bruce: I’ve got an important meeting I can’t get out of, and I won’t be able to pick up Damian today. If you pick him up, I will concede to wearing the ombre rainbow suit and a glitter tie. Tim: and the hair dye??? Bruce: No. Take it or leave it. - Pros of having a baby face: looking 30 when you're 60, eating free at a food place because people assume you're a child, helps when you're living in denial about getting older, etc. Cons of having a baby face: going to your little brother's middle school to pick him up has...consequences

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