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Merlin squinted at it. He had vague memories of the cook tenderising something, her biceps bulging with every swing as she explained to an under-cook what she was doing. 'Thin layers of beef and pork rolled together, and cooked.' It was more meat than most people saw in a week. Was one dead animal not enough to grace the King's table? 'Beef and pork?' Gwen whispered, sounding doubtful. 'Are you sure?' 'It's something to do with unity, apparently.' At least, that's what the steward had said, pompous as always. 'Mixing flavours, or something. Like beef and pork. Bork.' ------ Sometimes, a bad day can be made better by the kindness of a friend.

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