Fics like the ultimate showdown of unproductivity

Sam: Alice, I’d presume since you’re constantly online you’ve cleared your backlog, but… respectfully, how? alice dyer, alice dead: dearest samama, i have discovered the valuable truth of no one cares about this except gwen and maaaaaybe lena. But i don’t care about gwen and lena, so i drink coffee and bang the puter Insufferable Technician: for your sake i hope you are joking. alice dyer, alice dead: colin my banging the puter is the least of your troubles. You want to bang the puter, even. Why are you mad at me thats illegal Insufferable Technician: when i bang the computer i will kill it dead. When you bang the computer you will make my job so much harder somehow alice dyer, alice dead: it’s not a bug, it’s a feature <333333333 also, i keep you entertained, you can’t hurt me ://// funniest person in london and i choose to talk to you or: a chatfic of the OIAR crew full of shitposts, colin-spiracy theories, and a healthy dose of bullying gwen.

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