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The last 5 humans on Earth wake up on Christmas day to find not torture meeting them, but... Christmas lights. AM has decided to give them a break for one day. They drink eggnog, listen to Christmas music, open gifts- anything anyone could ask for! Like an awkward Christmas party, they squabble and want to strangle each other, but go on anyway. This is basically a crackfic but written seriously. Enjoy! (Written for Mothbagel's Secret Survivors!)

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