Fics like Court Mandated Couples Therapy and Ball Punching Spiders

“Alright. I’m gonna need you two to take this seriously,” He sighs, realizing finally that the only one of us who was taking it seriously (John, who absolutely wasn’t) absolutely wasn’t. “I’m extremely serious about your mustache, doctor. Does it have a name.” John leans forward even further, and I’m kind of hoping he’ll fall off the couch and face plant so I can make a joke somewhere along the lines of ‘If you had a mustache to cushion your fall you wouldn’t have broken your nose’ which I know he’ll laugh at, and then I get to laugh because I’ve gotten my funny guy points for the day. OR: Dave and John are forced to do couples therapy. It goes about as well as you might expect.

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