Fics like holding in both hands everything he knows he has

The past is over, and the future's unclear. Particularly after two unrelated, but equally unsuccessful, schemes blew up in Blackadder's face. In a moonlight flit to escape the consequences of said blow-up, two cowards fled England together. An important question faces them: now what? The answer, after a pile of old rocks, typhoons, a bit of light treason, some glorious Chicago weather, and an earthquake, turns out to be, of course, Hollywood. (It also turns out that the most important thing is that they're doing it together this time.)

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