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"Oh. Well, that's a bit of a shame, because in order to raise morale, the general staff has been tasked with finding soldiers their soulmates. Give them something to fight for and stop their belly aching about all the mud and bullets. Really, I think we should just shoot the worst whingers, that would get them to buck up, but orders are orders. So, I need a chap to help me run a match-making service for the lonely hearts of your regiment, but it sounds like that wouldn't be your sort of thing at all. There would be a lot of paperwork," Blackadder scoffed, "done forty miles behind the line in a rather nice Château. If it's a success, they might even send the man to London to start a central bureau there. Oh, well! Can't be helped." "As I was about to say, sir, that would be exactly what the man you wouldn't want to do the job would say. I, of course, believe in soulmates, fairies, and that God is rooting for us to win the war," Blackadder lied quickly. He would believe in any old rubbish if it meant getting forty miles behind the lines.

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