Fics like the angel on your shoulder

It was Halloween. Today was the day when girls dressed like sluts and the parties were epic. It was the best fucking day of the year for Max Jägerman. Tits and ass abounded, and Max should be out there taking it all in. Instead he’s cramped in a high school bathroom stall with his hand down his pants like some weirdo virgin bitch.

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